Diagnose Me...Maybe?!?!

Blogging for Invisible Illness Awareness Week continues and I'm  in a super silly mood.  The road to diagnosis is irritating, long and redundant, kinda like that Carly Rae Jepsen song, "Call Me, Maybe". I got inspired to swap the lyrics out of the song, but I'll spare you the horror that is my singing voice.  Dedicated to anyone that's struggled or fighting to find an accurate diagnosis, I give you "Diagnose Me...Maybe?!?"  Feel free to share and belt it out loud at your next doctor appointment!

I threw a wish in the well,

Just ask me, I'm happy to tell,

Truth is I feel like hell,

And you're my specialist to-day! 

I'd trade my soul for my wish,

Medical bills and still no hint,

I wasn't looking for this,

But you're my doctor to-day.

You're looking bored and rushin',

I 'm dizzy and I 'm flushin',

Hot sweats, mind is foggin',

Where you think you're going, anyway?!

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But here's my symptoms,

So diagnose me, maybe?

It's hard to sit up,

Can't speak clearly lately,

But these are my symptoms,

So diagnose me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But you're my specialist,

So can't you diagnose me, maybe?

You didn't take your time here at all,

I said it takes no time then I fall,

You can't think of nothing at all?!?
But you still need my co-pay.

I beg, I moan and I squeal,

Can't you help me, this is real!

I told you exactly what I feel,

Can't you consult with a peer any-way?

Your stare was glazin',

And you were awkward pacin',

Crap, now my heart is racin',

Where ya think you're goin' anyway?! 

HEY! I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But these are my symptoms,

So diagnose me, maybe?

I've already seen like

14 doc-tors lately,

But these symptoms are sucky,

So diagnose me, maybe?

Hey, I just me you,

And no I'm not crazy,

But you're the specialist,

So diagnose me, maybe?

And all the other docs

Try to placate me,

But here's my symptoms,
Can't you Google this s@&t, maybe??!?